vincent peone

The nuances of next gen consoles.

• virtueatsea: trav wants gta4
• the holbrooklyn: dont you need a PS3 for that
• virtueatsea: xbox
• virtueatsea: fuckbox
• the holbrooklyn: pfffft
• the holbrooklyn: whatever
• the holbrooklyn: xbox
• virtueatsea: its so intimidating
• virtueatsea: why would i buy my high school bully?
• the holbrooklyn: Nintendo is your friend you can watch the Simpsons with, but also go to when you break up with your girlfriend
• the holbrooklyn: "dude i know how much you loved Shauna, but yknow what? You deserve better, and you know that. Want to play some MarioKart? Take your mind off it?"
• the holbrooklyn: yes nintendo, yes i do
• virtueatsea: HAHAHAH
• virtueatsea: hey man, you know what...use my controller
• virtueatsea: really?
• virtueatsea: yeah
• the holbrooklyn: Xbox is so ready to say "Why dont you cry about it, you fag."
• virtueatsea: i feel like xbox sometimes lets you be part of making fun of other people, but ultimately he always turns on you too
• virtueatsea: and you just have to ride the bus with him
• the holbrooklyn: HAHAha
• the holbrooklyn: PS3 is that one group of super nerdy weirdo friends you dont like being seen in public with
• the holbrooklyn: but can talk about Lord of the Rings with
• virtueatsea: hahahahahahah
• virtueatsea: ps3 used to be your good friend before high school, and youd feel bad not to still say hey when you see him at lunch
• the holbrooklyn: thats EXACTLY it
• the holbrooklyn: me and PS1 were so close when we played Final Fantasy 7
• the holbrooklyn: and we had good times with GTA3
• the holbrooklyn: but now....i dont know PS3...we just have different priorities in life
• the holbrooklyn: Blu-Ray? What? Im sorry, i just dont care. I just want to drive go-carts
• virtueatsea: but your mom still asks about ps3